If you own a duck, and don’t have it dressed in a bow tie or any formal attire, give me your duck, you’re using it wrong.
I’m a banana.
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
|—||Ancient proverb (via zombiesandmore)|
give me all your poison, and give me all your pills;
and give me all your hopeless hearts and make me ill
i miss you bro
i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously
you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people
if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole